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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 6:19pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 8:17pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 9:45pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 8:22pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 9:07pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 5:15pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 7:53pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 10:09pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2016 @ 4:39am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 10:29pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 10:33pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 3:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 10:43pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 8:32pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:51pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 10:15pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 8:22pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2016 @ 5:30am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 9:07pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:20pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 6:04pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 3:52pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 8:43pm



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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