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0.5 hrs on record
It's basically about some loser who creates his own girlfriend, because he has no friends and he was a failed abortion. Kylo Ren is Han Solo's son and he kills Han at the end of the movie.
Posted 22 December, 2015. Last edited 14 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
231.3 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game has been outclassed by Tacticle Intervention~Mihn (Goose Man) Le

This game is a load of ♥♥♥♥! First off, you can hardly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quickscope and trick shot!! I mean, wtf kinda fps doesnt allow you to quickscope!!!! Second, the guns aren't controllable! I should be able to spray down an enemy without my gun flying everywhere!!! Another thing is, they copied call of duty's idea to put camos on guns. They all look stupid. They express creativity , but I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about that! I want baccon camos!!! One of the only good things about this game are the prices of certain items. In cod they can get quite expencive, I mean $2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollars for a camo pack!? I'm glad that my lord and savior GabeN aloud the community to sell items at very low prices. For example, yesterday I bought a curved knife, and it was only $327 bucks! My jaw dropped when I saw how cheap it was. I think the moral of the story here is that you want to be a very good girl (even if you are a man) for GabeN. He likes it when you plead for his refreshing semen. Bend over and let him poor his love into you. Moan like the bad girl you are! If you please GabeN, he will give you all the steam games! How cool is that! My rating:20 GabeN penises / 20
Posted 19 July, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Great game for Naruto and fighting game fans alike. Reminds me of Min "Goose Man" Le. Oh and P.S. Min "Goose Man" Le.Min "Goose Man" Le Min "Goose Man" Le Min "Goose Man" Le ~Min "Goose Man" Le
Posted 3 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
This is probably one of the worst pieces of sh*t I mean the best game ever!!!!!!!!!! It beats counter strike cuz it has MIHN 'GOOSEMAN' LE!!! It has no campers at all!! There are no op weapons and there is no spawn killing at all!! -----THIS AD IS SPONSORED BY MINH 'GOOSEMAN' LE. One of my favorite things about the game is that is has dubstep in the trailor!!!! Wub Wub!!! You should love dubstep because MINH "GOOSEMAN' LE said to and MIHN 'GOOSEMAN' LE is your supreme over lord in this game!! So, put on your rags and chains and get ready to bow down!!! It's so realistic!! Escpecially when you shoot at people though glass and it doesn't kill them but they kill you! So reallistic!!! #realsh*t , So if you love dubstep, cars, campers, getting 1 shoted across the map by a super v, and most of all MIHN 'GOOSEMAN' LE then this is the game for you-----MIHN "GOOSEMAN' LE
Posted 28 January, 2014. Last edited 8 April, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
625.0 hrs on record (81.7 hrs at review time)
This game sucks because it's nothing like Tacticle Intervention. Tacticle Intervention is free and it is the best fps in the word!!!!!!
It also has dubstep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wub Wub!!!!!!! So what if you can spawn things and create awesome things, Tacticle Intervention is the new CS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a boys point of view on Gmod- " I love Tacticle Intervention!!! Minh 'GooseMan" Le is so cool because gji[gjuaijai[gj0agu=9art8tig]qgiuguvjas]fsf-LIl Wayne quote. So i hope you never buy this garbage cause it doesn't even have tacticle Intervention worshop Items!!!!!!!!!! 1/10 cucumbers. -----Minh "GooseMan" Le
Posted 25 January, 2014. Last edited 28 January, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.3 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Hi guys!!!!! This is the worst game ever because it is not Tacticle Intervention!!!!!!!!!!! I mean how can it never be winter! In Tacticle intervention you can drive cars!!!!!!! In the trailer it shows winter so it controdics itself!!! And who likes mmos!!! All the youtubers like PewDiePie, Syndicate, and Ali-A like fpses. So, you should like them because they like them and they are cool. So if you really want to play this awesome game, don't because Tacticle Intervention is better because Minh "GooseMan" LE said so. ------MINH "GOOSEMAN" LE
Posted 25 January, 2014.
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