Skraal
None O'Yourebusiness   Norway
 
 
Sexiest viking north of the polar circle.




Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

-Macbeth-











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Stuff about myself

Age : 25
Sex: Viking
Hobbies: Gaming, reading, acting, , jogging, raiding coastal europe in my longship, infiltrating and overthrowing powerful world governments, asking people to ♥♥♥♥ off, shooting bolivian druglords, not trusting people.

Favourite games

The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
The Witcher 2 Assassin of Kings
Crusader Kings II
Wildlands
Assassins Creed II
Assasins Creed Brotherhood
Assassins Creed Revelations
Assassins Creed Black Flag
Assassins Creed Syndicate
Sunless Sea
Skyrim
Fallout 4
HOI4
All Crash Bandicoot
Jak franchise
Last of Us
Ratchet and Clank
Rome Total war I and II
Medieval II TW
GTA San Andreas
GTA III
GTA Vice City
GTA IV
GTA IV DLC
GTA V


My good friends

Me
Myself
I
Shadeleovich : Awesome guy, we're both crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And he is a stronk slav.
Emperor Spyro : been my friend since my first day at school
Ruu : Awesome and hilarious guy, and a good friend

Famous Quotes

HELP THEY'RE TURNING ME INTO A RAFT Skraal2017

Before you kill yourself, can you make me a boat? Skraal2017

"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS GAME OF THRONES ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENING TO MY DRAGON, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOODY DIARHEA!" Skraal-2017

"(slightly irritated) that whistling is driving me insane..Grrrrraaagh i am gonna go kill her!" Skraal2018

"OOooooaaaoooh you get to sit on a cloud, jolly bolly lolly golly!" Jarl Ivar describing Heaven 2018

"I turned the ♥♥♥♥ wolf into grafitti" Skraal2018

I am Doodel Skraal2018

"Dude the group sex cant drive" -Skraal2019 while playing GTAVR4
Recent Activity
7,316 hrs on record
last played on 12 Jan
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last played on 12 Jan
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last played on 12 Jan
Vortex 15 Jun, 2020 @ 8:17pm 
rep employee of the month
Toxotes 15 Jan, 2020 @ 8:53pm 
Rep, helped me become a concubine of his Imperial Majesty, blessed be his name, Emperor Spyro.














But refused to help me become one of his main wifes... :lunar2019madpig:
Fiileri 13 Nov, 2019 @ 12:34pm 
"I wish my rod was adjustable..." Every guy's rod is adjustable, you didn't know? Just shove a giant hex key up your butt. Turn clockwise to reduce, or anti-clockwise to enlarge. Just remember that the directions are reversed since you are reaching around behind you.
Shadelovich 31 May, 2019 @ 3:12pm 
Dude the group sex cant drive
Emperor Spyro 9 May, 2019 @ 2:13pm 
Hávamál: :sealdeal:

10.
Betre byrdi
du ber 'kje i bakken
enn mannavit mykje.
D'er betre enn gull
i framand gard;
vit er vesalmanns trøyst.

42.
Venen sin
skal ein vera ven
og løne gåve med gåve.
Til lått skal mann
med lått svara
og møte ljuging med lygn.

43.
Venen sin
skal ein vera ven,
honom og hans ven.
Men med uvens ven
venskap halde
høver 'kje fagna folk.

44.
Veit du ein ven
som vel du trur,
og du hjå han fagnad vil få:
gjev han heile din hug
og gåva ei spar,
far og finn han ofte.
Fiileri 11 Aug, 2018 @ 11:51am 
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