Ого вот это дойки) Маленький капучино пожалуйста

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I met this guy during a sweaty match of Overwatch 2—he was playing as Moira, just sucking and orb-spamming like a god. I was like, ‘This man has talent.’ So, naturally, I added him. Over time, we got super close—hours of Discord calls, raunchy jokes about Zenyatta's balls, and deep debates over whether Reinhardt’s hammer compensates for something. True bromance.
One day, he invites me over for a ‘private LAN party.’ I show up, and my dude is wearing nothing but Tracer leggings and a pair of neon D.Va headphones. I barely have time to process before he slams me against the wall and whispers, ‘I’ve been saving my ultimate for you.’
Next thing I know, we’re rolling on the floor wrestling. He shouts, ‘Let me show you my payload!’ I panicked, hit him with an empty can of Mountain Dew, and screamed, ‘THIS ISN’T COMP MODE!’ Turns out, he was gay. Never trust a Moira main.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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most likely bro played all 1000 hours of re4 with one hand XD