aufff, thank you dude

My grandma died last year and grandpa’s tken it hard. Now he used to be the dirty old man sort of guy, so I thought getting him Nekopara Vol. 0 (A visual novel about catgirls) for Christmas would be nice.

A few days ago, we met up at a wedding. I see my grandpa. He starts excitedly chatting with me about the game and I think, “I did a good thing” and tuned out the rambling.

I shouldn’t have. We go back to my grandpa’s place.

Grandpa: Here are the new decorations I have!

Mom: Dad, what is all this?

Grandpa: Stuff from the game your magnificent son gave me!

The whole apartment was littered with Nekopara figurines, posters, merch and etc. He had a body pillow in his bedroom. Now my family looks down on me for converting my grandpa into the weebiest of weebs.

I learned today through text he picked up Eromanga Sensei. God help his soul.

TL;DR: I gave my grandad a copy of Nekopara. He went ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and bought merch. My family now hates me for converting him into a degenerate.

I😻love😻nekopara

At😻first😻I😻bought😻nekopara😻on😻steam😻and😻started😻playing😻it😻knowing😻nothing.😻After😻about😻30😻mins😻I😻felt😻like😻somethong😻was😻off😻and😻parts😻were😻being😻skipped.😻After😻about😻15😻more😻mins😻I😻decided😻to😻google😻what😻was😻happening😻and😻came😻across😻a😻patch.😻Ever😻since😻that😻moment😻my😻life😻has😻been😻changed😻and😻my😻perception😻of😻reality😻altered.😻Put😻simply,😻I😻was😻enlightened.😻Thank😻you😻Nekopara😻and😻thank😻you😻o😻Lord😻for😻bestowing😻such😻gift😻to😻us😻mortals.😻I😻am😻forever😻in😻debt😻to😻Vanilla,😻the😻makers😻of😻nekopara😻and😻as😻an😻honorable😻mention😻Chocola.😻I😻will😻forever😻be😻in😻your😻debt.

coconut is literally BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl in neko para. first of all she has ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut in her name. how can you not like that. she has the second biggest boobs aside from cinnamon, but coconut is actually good waifu material. vanilla is so basic and actually the worst flavor, shes the quiet waifu bait. shes the white cat, a typical favourite which is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basic i dont get how you can like that. azuki is SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLAT. flat enough to consider being a trap. if you cannot agree on coconut being best waifu in nekopara you are a filthy incel you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beta males who cannot appreciate an actual GOOD waifu that is cute, busty, and mf hot with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut in her name!!!

i didnt f~nyaa my cat.
i didnt completed on my cat.
i didnt put my sticky wicky anywhere near my cat.
Ive never done anything weird with my cats òwó.
I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

I was only 40 years old

I loved Nekopara so much, I had all the bodypillows and figurines

I pray to Neko Works every night, thanking them for the waifus that I’ve been given

“Azuki is love” I say, “Coconut is life”

My mom hears me and calls me a parasite.

I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Nekopara

I called her a baka gaijin

She slaps me and sends me back to the basement

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay down next to my Chocola bodypillow, and it’s really cold

Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me

It’s Neko Works

I am so happy

They whisper in my ear “This is my bakery”

They grab me with their powerful Developer hands and start up my computer

I’m ready

I open up my storage space for Nekopara Vol. 2

It starts to download

It takes so long, but I do it for Nekopara

I start to breath harder as the download bar nears completion.

I pound on my kotaku

I want the nekos now

Neko Works meows a kawaii meow as Nekopara Vol. 2 finishes downloading

My mom walks in

Neko Works looks her straight in the eye and says “3D women are ugly”

Neko Works leave up the stairs

Nekopara is love. Nekopara is life.

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