failcrab
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๋๋๋๋๋๋ 11 Dec @ 8:21am 
I am andrew, from China. My english is not good so regard your best with me. My need is to find CURVY females who are approachable and availability to talk. WECHAT ID - marriedworm1818

I am in a CS major, taking this year all electives, planning to define my major in the second future. The reason I need girls with MEAT is because I am a skinny person. I am not satisfied enough with skinny I need the MEAT. I can handle more than I think and more than you think in all places, including ones you are thinking of.

Thanks
๋๋๋๋๋๋ 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm 
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๋๋๋๋๋๋ 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm 
hey! i just got redirected to your steam account through your onlyfans account. i just want to mention that im a huge fan of yours and i am a platinum tier sub too!!! :D :D i don't really wanna waste your time or anything haha cause you must have a lot of stuff to do you know.. im pretty sure you aren't even gonna read this.. i shouldn't even bother writing this, i know i really don't mean anything to you cause you are such an angel bestowed upon this cruel world. i just wanna say that you have changed my life and maybe it would be nice if you could unblock me on twitter and instagram even after i messaged and threatened all the weird men in your comments but its fine if you don't wanna haha
harold 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27pm 
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harold 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm 
Johannes “Failcrab” Fjallbjard is an Norwegian professional Counter-Strike player for Norways Miners, a Scandinavian electrical sports (e-sports) organization and Mineral Extraction company. He works part time as the elevator mechanic at the local mine in his hometown of Lyngen, Norway. He wishes to one day become a computer hacker after retirement.
๋๋๋๋๋๋ 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm 
So you're going by "Failcrab" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..