♥♥♥♥♥ and butthole are pink and puckered

however you likely have bright pink perky nipples

brotha . pass me da banan. banan. *air succ* NOM NOM nom Nom. brotha. my tummy hungers for another banan. pass me another banan.

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😺 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🌏
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"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet!
..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly
frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes

Susie: You"d get a good grade without doing any work.
Calvin: So?
Susie: It"s wrong to get rewards you haven"t earned.
Calvin: I"ve never heard of anyone who couldn"t live with that.

This is so cool I"ve to go to the bathroom.
-- Calvin
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|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_HI THERE_(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/__HOW_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___YOU__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_ DOING?__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--"______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

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|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_HI THERE_(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/__HOW_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___YOU__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_ DOING?__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--"______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_HI THERE_(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/__HOW_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___YOU__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_ DOING?__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--"______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_HI THERE_(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/__HOW_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___YOU__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_ DOING?__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--"______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

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Hej there zealot wanna help me purge the heretics that are the liberals?

Listen aside from the meme i don"t care if you"re gay or not i respect gay people but it"s not normal hi guys agentmadman here and welcome back to my gay porn studio with matej. today we have a special guest here, say hi gerf. ha ha ha yes. let"s get down to business. it is at this point agent lifts up his skirt, revealing his massive he forces ASSGASS" head down and forces him to take the entire thing. al\to GASS HIS ASS again.... george whips out his he turns around, ready to confront the person. but in shock, he realizes it was his old boss, ASSGASS. "w-whASSt?" ASS. ASSmoans in pain, but that"s his ASS. Agent takes out his bagpipes and ]reams in horror. agent was not ready for this. matej, squatting over to get the semen out of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, gets further aroused from agent"s pain

THE RED LINE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!

oh i wish i was a blue job

abra cadaver is what the spell the did on my mom :(

Galileo Galilei, 1564-1642, was a famous astronomer who furthered Copernican theories on ellyptical orbit. His studies brought down the wrath of the Catholic Church, and living in inquisition Spain, he was put under house arrest for the entirety of his life by Spanish monarchs aspiring to become absolute.

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and superior military campaigning Napoleon was able to liberate most of Imperial Europe of serfdom, establishing weak- but revered alliances. Napoleon"s downfall was the breaking of alliance with Russia, and the inconclusive battle of Borodino. From there, and after the Spanish peninsular campaign, along with Prussian, Austrian, and British aid- Napoleon was forced to abdicate or lose most of his territorial gains. Despite his abdication, Napoleon was able to re-assemble forces from Elba, and during a period called the Hundred Days, waged war against his former enemies. He was defeated by the English and Prussians, and thus sent to Helena, off the coast of Africa, where he could no longer escape. He"s moderately known for pre-socialist policies and heavy taxation on the French state and the demolition of serfdom and spread of classical liberalism throughout Europe.

Napoleon Bonaparte is a widely renown French war general, dictator, politician, and Emperor. Joining first in the Corsican war effort to liberate Corsica from France, (and losing), Napoleon soon developed French national patriotism and quickly arose in the French Army"s ranks. Leading first, the French Italian campaign- a major success-, and second the Egyptian campaign- unsuccessfully. As the Robespierre was deposed from his directory; the National Assembly majority leader, Abbe Sieyes, looked for a strong political leader to head the directory- selecting Napoleon. Napoleon assumed the head of the French republic in 1799, named the first consul. Through rigorous campaigning against the first through third coalitions, Napoleon ascertained the "Grand Empire of France", "Confederation of the Rhine", "Kingdom of Saxony", "Kingdom of Savoy", "Kingdom of Spain", and established most of Prussia and Austria as its protectorates. Through nationalistic drive, war fervor,

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YOURE FIRED!!!!!!!

Andrew Jackson was an American politician, war general, and seventh president of the United States. He notable fought in the war of 1812, defeating the British after truce was declared. Controversy surrounds him from instituting the Trail of Tears, in which several subordinate Indian nations were transported trans-territorially to Western territories. Moreso, Jackson is credited with the elimination of the first major federal bank through influencing small loans, and, in turn, causing the "Panic of "27." Jackson is a widely renown warhawk, and defender of the common middle class man. Jackson is on the $20 dollar bill.

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no

i wasn"t asking

nein.

Take your "das" somewhere else

das potato