Recent reviews by Weef

Do you believe in God? Well I believe in God like I believe in the infinitely minuscule chance that Dan Fornace will implement proper, non-jank hitboxes for Shovel Knight. I'm an atheist by the way.

Contrary to popular belief, RNG is not existent.

Also Quad Leper Comp is best comp

Aggressively competitive virtual running at its finest.

Tore my family apart, and now I live in a dumpster outside of Aldi.

I recommend this game to all people who enjoy being spanked across the face by a high velocity human(?) Entity.

10/10 I rly dun't lik te roket pow up, nerf it pls.

This is a game.
You collect salt from corpses that you've slain brutally.
And then you cry for the next 12 hours because you realise your not progressing.
And then you git gud.
And then the cycle continues.

10/10 would pour salt in my wounds again as i scream in agony because blocking only works half the time on bosses someone pls report Xx_DisemboweledSexyHuskKawaiiDesu_xX he's using kill aura and wall hax why bullet go through shield wtf.

Are you capable of waiting hours on end for the enemy NOT to kill you?
Then this is not the game for you.
The match will be over as soon as you sit on a mana pool.

Best Smash ripoff i've seen so far.
Still better than Sonic Fighters and The Legend Of Zelda CDI's fabled Co-op mode.

Starbound is a vast and endless game, perfect for people who love adventure and deep lore.

Yes.

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