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Argentina 
💗 * 👽 * 🎁 * 🚘 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🐳 * 🎄 * 😺 * 📘 * 🌋 * 👑 * 💚 * 👔 * 👹
ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife?
Sorry, but it's over, Flo!
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?"
"The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
ㅤ* The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
🚙 * 💙 * 🏀 * 💛 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🐊 * 💃 * 🍧 * 📀 * 🌳 * 💄 * 🚗 * ⛳ * 🕺 * 🐝
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!