he"s from iran. he slow af tho

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oh, you’re my wingman duo? pushes you against the wall prove it. prove it to me. shotcall for us. you’re my wingman duo now. pins you to the wall and grabs your waist you’re my wingman duo, understand? grabs your throat i can’t hear you, tell me that you’re my wingman duo and MY wingman duo only.

he seems like a nice guy, would date irl.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don"t trust this guy.

I"m not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with papasad. We won"t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his butt as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I"ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to papasad. I won"t be able to climax and I"ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other"s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day, one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they"ll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.