y u so angry

Scully: What was that??
Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck.

"The X-Files: Quagmire"
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"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
for him then.
-- Steven Wright
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Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
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"This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in... if he were a
fiddler crab." -Fry
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Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."
"Why?", he was asked.
"Because at night we need the light more."
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Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men
of zeal, well-meanin