Harry potter is the story of a young orphan born with nothing to his name except international fame, a family fortune of solid gold coins, and the kind of super powers that make the x-men look like second rate cruise ship entertainment. Nevertheless, he took life by the balls and defied the odds to drop out of high school and become a cop.

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What if humans made an oof sound when they died? Warzones would become even louder with the combined sounds of frag explosions, gunshots, and oof sounds. What if there was a nuke and millions of people died at once? What if it was the same for animals? If a stone fell down and crushed an ant hill, you would hear the collective oOF from the ground below. Since flies have a very short lifespan, you would be hearing OOF sounds daily, not knowing where they were coming from. What if a person was silently murdered and they made an oof sound? Would anyone know if it was a person or an animal? Would they care? Homicides and assassinations would be a lot easier to solve. What if “Oof-Silencers” were sold on the black market?

Ok, I am going to explain you idiots why being alive is actually gay. So as you guys may know, being alive requires breathing the atmosphere, which is approximately 78.084% Nitrogen, 20.946% Oxygen, 0.9340% Argon etc. There's a lot of other things including the vapor of whatever liquids you're around at the moment. Now, to get to the point, every man that ever ejaculated has traces of sperm in his penis, sperm is a liquid which means it evaporates all the time and escapes into the atmosphere. That means that by breathing you're swallowing sperm, and that's gay.

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