Tony
Tony   Afmadu, Jubbada Hoose, Somalia
 
 
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How to Full Body Cream
The real question is why stop at just filling the gloves with lotion? I've done a lot of research on the effects of being constantly fully lotioned, ya know, creamed up from the feet up, and there is absolutely, darn tootely, zero downside when it comes to creamin' your body at every second of every day. Sure, creamy hands are great, but we're trying to get a creamy body here, right? Yeah! Haha, c'mon! So, what I do is go get myself a latex body suit, and ya know, maybe there's some latex alternatives out there for you sensitive folks, but c'mon, you're gonna be so creamed on the inside that I doubt you'll have a negative reaction, but I'm creaming ahead of myself here. So, you start by creaming up your feet, and a lot. Your feet are the lead creamers of this whole operation, so you're going to want to pump as much cream as your feet can hold. You almost want the cream slopping off, but not quite. Then you squeeze your creamers into the foot holes of your latex suit, and oh yeah, please be naked while you do this because if you're wearing any clothing at all, it kind of defeats the purpose of the cream up creamer suit. So, okay, and this is where you need a cream spotter, so once you've squeaked your feet in the feet pockets, and you should feel that cool cream cream between your toes for positively amazing sensation, you're gonna wanna slowly pull up the rest of the suit and have your spotter cream as you go. Maybe do 3 or 4 big pumpers of cream ever couple inches. Ya know, really cream yourself good. Once you get up most of the torso, the tricky part happens, which is why you have a spotter (pretty smart huh?) Somehow, and it's not easy haha let me tell you, but you cream deep into the hand-arm pockets so much so that when you plunge your hand in, the excess cream extrudes all the way up to your arm pit. If you're not getting cream extrusion, then have your spotter pump some cream down there, or you might even have to try again. Eventually you'll get it! I believe in you! Now, lastly, and personally I like cream in my hair, ya know, just love that cool cream just saturating it, but, ya know, a lot people shave their head, and again, make sure your spotter is ready to hump a few pumps of cream as you pull your hood over your head. Make sure your face is heavily creamed before zipping it all up and whammyslammy! Congrats because you're fully body creamin'! Ahh, nothing quite like laying on the floor in your cream suit and just floating in 100% moisturizing goodness. I swear there's nothing better!

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"Jake" 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm 
"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty". -2Chainz Upon initial glance, these lyrics appear to be an unintelligent embodiment of the lack of creativity that rap and hip hop music is viewed as today. However upon further investigation, one will find that, in actuality, lyrical genius 2Chainz has crafted a beautiful and deep piece of literature carefully condensed into a single 11 word sentence that perfectly describes not only the world we live in, but also life itself.
Chaos 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm 
"Someone put a comment in my steam profile, its dry"-A very moisturized T_status
Cerreta 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm 
cheats in counter strike, kidnapped my wife
SmallWaffles 31 Aug, 2021 @ 2:49pm 
This man is a legend at Tabg . (The most kills I got was 4. Sad wobbler noises.) But I have watched all of his episodes and he is epic!