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Posted: 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:16am

Early Access Review
*Met A German Dude
*Became His Slave
*Did a great job so we became friends
*i live next door now, capturing slaves for him
*Brontosaurus lives down the street
*We Call him Little Foot
*Ran out of Snacks, Killed abunch of dodo birds
*Still not exctinct

10 outa 10 would enslave and eat again :D
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