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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:00am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:16am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:49am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:45pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:34am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:47am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 5:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:17pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:51am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:21am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:07pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:13am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:09am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:13am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:45am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:09am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:47am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:37am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:50am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:37pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:17am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:45am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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