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CD's

Smelly skelly guy

I hate you all equally

get a job you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanker

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Foil

said he likes CP

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This one's for the carnivores: A buck .99 get your burger perfection right down to the pickles and the cheese selection... grill burger..... a quarter loud of beef is how we start making it shove it in your mouth right after we bacon iiiiiiit-grill burger..... did I just bacon as a verb... maybe.....

best buddy for fancy frolicking

Close but no cigar ;)

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I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it again

-Rep

He married my ex wife.

You can't even bro

Is this Dark Souls?

Absolute Ape

That moment when he hasn't sent that message to you.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You
mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend