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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
-- Lily Tomlin
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"I have a bone to pick, and a few to break."
-- Anonymous
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Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been
planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
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This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
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Oh wearisome condition of humanity!
Born under one law, to another bound.
-- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
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He'd been particularly pleased with Manchester.
-- Crowley contemplating his achievements
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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i see his vac on profile so i dont belive him
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