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25 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
292.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Glacial development pace, the game will be perpetually unfinished until they inevitably give up just slap a 1.0 on it.
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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15 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Insane falloff
Posted 15 December, 2024.
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31 people found this review helpful
31.3 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
Game's price was doubled ostensibly to 'keep the game independent with free updates in the future,' then promptly sold off to a publisher that pushed out a season pass for just as much.
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,955.4 hrs on record (851.1 hrs at review time)
Game is designed to milk money out of you, doing less and less to even try to hide it with each change.
Posted 18 May, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
187.1 hrs on record (165.1 hrs at review time)
Addition of a bloated third party launcher to the game by the publisher - RUINED.
Posted 21 February, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
63.5 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)
Updated Again: One year anniversary update deings to add a singular mission to 'deliver' on their advertised-at-launch-yet story, with the promise of a second mission soon™. Unfortunately this new mission has major performance issues, even compared to the shoddy performance of existing maps, to the point of being unplayable. Of course, the update is paired with a flashy new cash shop outfit to spend your money on.

Updated: Insultingly low effort patches such as adding plain cosmetics that should have been in at launch while the game festers bordering on unplayable with it's load times and instability.

The gameplay is fantastic, the optimisation and monetization for a $60AUD game is not.

FOMO cash shop that requires you to purchase in-game currency that is bundled such that you need to buy a larger amount than required, while the leftover currency isn't enough to purchase anything else. Again, this is a game with an AUD price tag of $60. When launching the game, you need to go to a mission board in the hub, conveniently passing the cash shop each time, likewise when selecting a new mission after completing one. Furthermore, the game's hub connects you with other players seemingly for the sole purpose of displaying cosmetics, as there are zero other interactions with them.
Posted 16 December, 2022. Last edited 18 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
38.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
A text-based RPG which forces your choices to actually matter by autosaving after each decision with no way to go back other than starting a new playthrough.

I'd highly recommend if you're a fan of political intrigue stories, ideally play it blind.
Posted 12 December, 2021.
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32 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Purchased this in early access for $20 promised a full game, the price has been increased to $60 and they've decided to include DLC through a $20 season pass. This game is worth $20 at most.
Posted 11 August, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
257.5 hrs on record (229.6 hrs at review time)
You better not say any bad words. Thanks for the $40 though

Lets remove some things to bow to Chinese censorship too while we're at it.
Posted 16 July, 2018. Last edited 6 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
It's fun
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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