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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 11:58am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 12:40pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 11:46pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 8:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 6:59am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 11:13am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 3:32am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2014 @ 2:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 3:31am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 11:55am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 4:26am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 4:21am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 11:32am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 8:30am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 9:56am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 12:28pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:15am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 10:46am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 7:05am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 12:43pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 12:07pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 9:46am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 1:22am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:57am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:57am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:12am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 12:16am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 4:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 7:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 12:26pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 11:45am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 4:05am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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