And Chester Charles Smithers sucked on that warm black dingus for long as he could. Starting to see pictures, ain’t you? Your boy, black dudes dingus in his mouth, him shaking, him crying, me laughing, and him not understanding. But you understand, don’t you, Sandy? I never did give your boy that blanket. Even after all he did, and he did everything I asked. No blanket. That blanket was just a heart breaking a liar’s promise. Kind of like those uniforms the union issued those colored troopers, that you chose not to acknowledge. So what you gonna do, old man? You gonna spend the next two or three days ignoring the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that killed your boy? Ignoring how I made him suffer? Ignoring how I made him lick all over my Johnson? The dumbest thing your boy ever did was to let me know he was your boy.

Then he commits to begging again. But this time, he wasn’t begging to go home. He knew he’d never see his home again. He wasn’t begging for his life neither, cause he knew that was long gone. All he wanted was a blanket. Now don’t judge your boy too harshly, General. You ain’t never been cold as your boy was that day. You’d be surprised what a man that cold would do for a blanket. Wanna know what your boy did? I took my big, black pecker out of my pants. And I made him crawl through the snow on all fours over to it. Then I grabbed me a handful of that black hair on the back his head, then I stuck my big, black Johnson right down his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat. And it was full of blood, so it was warm. You bet your sweet ass it was warm.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

heh....tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face
You sure about that?
before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second
-swish-
land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
put my katana back in its scabbard twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
walk off mysteriously into the shadows