Recent reviews by Goblinoid

So I loved The early alpha and i wanted to see what they had added recently. So I boot up the game and it seems fine until it attemps to load that is. My entire computer procedes to violently vomit and even task manager stops working, I close everything but rust and try again. To My suprise (Sarcasm) The same thing happens only I actually get in the server, the game however went at 1 Frame per 25 seconds (I counted) until crashing both the game and my computer. Until this is properly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I would say do not purchase this game if they pay you.

I lit a crossdresser on fire then proceeded to shoot a shotgun thru a cat's anus. Gary Coleman/10

I was dropkicked into a wall so hard my game crashed....
11/10

This game is the perfect reminder of how much effort it takes to clean up after murder.