Merkin
Ty   New York, United States
 
 
I'm a Taurus that enjoys long walks on the beach. A romantic movie and a glass of wine with my 18 cats is a ideal night for me.
Love,
Merkin
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beyiotch 18 Nov, 2018 @ 2:57pm 
Hi,my name's Beyiotch,I've been thinking about asking this to you...b..but I was scared to do anything...Im a lonely w..weeabo tt..that like making o...otttaku friends desu! And I h..heard that you're the c..cutest onegai Loli around steam.I was tt...thinkng that by any change...We could be good friends >\\\< You're so k...kawaiii ! I barely go out of home because sunlight hurts my soft skin and when I do,I go out cosplayed as an Anime character that I love,because am too shy >\\\< ..Would you like to be best otaku friends ❤ ? I would be a good and loyal otakkkuu friend desu neee !! and I know how to prepare cookies and noodles..We could play awesome video games all day and watch anime or even hentai if you want >\\\< I like cuddling,Im just a bit perverted b..but that's not bad...right? ❤
beyiotch 23 Sep, 2018 @ 5:45am 
do you actually just like.. get bored and search macros that work on steam on google? or look at other peoples profiles and find them? becuase this will never end. i will be in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 60s and see "one new comment" and go and look and there you are, posting hitler sucking a ♥♥♥♥
beyiotch 16 Jul, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
beyiotch 11 Mar, 2017 @ 5:36am 
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……………Wishing you a Merry Xmas………
…………and a Happy New Year 2013…………
beyiotch 31 Dec, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7
beyiotch 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:38am 
This is the NOOBTANK!
He searches for noob-profiles and marks them. The one putting the tank on your profile is definitively a better gamer than you.
Now you have to search for other noobs except me.

The tank should help you to hit something at least once in a while.

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