My personality swings between a 12 year old telling fart joke to a 90 year old telling them damn kids to get off my lawn. I really wouldn"t have it any other way.

I try to be a good person which normally comes easy but I do get impulses to destroy the world and all the humans on it but so far I have resisted.

I think my personality can be summed up be my three favorite movies: The Road, Mystery Men, The Life of Brian. Two parts goofy, one part nihilistic, and one part Dalek.