Recent reviews by DESU-chan ~❤

I haven't played GTA online, but from what people say this is better than it. I myself can't make that comparison, but I still find it to be much fun.

That said, the game itself is buggy as ♥♥♥♥. The netcode isn't all that good and it crashes constantly.

On the technical aspect, it really requires something with some power to run it, and that's suprising considering it has very few polygons, no textures, and not much that really would require a physics engine besides some things that kinda float around.

That said, the more realistic take on firearms operation brings something new to the table for shooters, and the realistic take on your ability to not get shot and walk it off like nothing happened makes it hard, but I still keep wanting to try again, and that's something coming from me who easily gets bored/frustrated and walks off.

Buggy as ♥♥♥♥. Good luck getting this horrible port to run. And I hope you like reconfiguring your settings after every crash, cause you gotta do that too.

While the game itself is beautiful, storyline interesting, and gameplay smooth, there's the unavoidable fact that I can barely even get the damn thing to work. With that in mind, I wouldn't have given them money for this, especially with the fact that they obviously aren't doing anything about it.

It's like a Sega Genesis had a lovechild with a serial mouse.

It pisses me off how much I suck at this game, which sucks because it's fun and I want to enjoy it more.

I used to fap to Nao a lot. That must have been like 3-4 years ago. I'm pretty sure I remember where I was when I first saw that ad that informed me of those breasts, math class in my freshmen year of collage while on newgrounds.

Ahh, how time flies~

This game is so indie, the pixel density is that of an Atari 2600! And the music sounds like it came from the chipset of an NES!

Besides the superindie graphics it's a fun little timewaster, althrough rather short, even if you go for the all 100% completeion. Anything more than 5 bucks for this I would steer you away for it's shortness.

DLC of the year all years.

Unlike Portal 1, this one seems to have more of a focus on the story than the puzzles. It's still a good game, don't get me wrong, I just feel as though there could have been a little more emphasis on the puzzle aspect.

Though if you're looking for the parts that are heavily puzzle-based, they're in the co-op and in the user-created maps. Though I would still recommend going through the story mode.

I'd expect Portal 2 to have a longer lifespan than Portal 1, because there's lots of community maps out there, and people are always making more.

As I thought, this isn't TF2 at all. It isn't even class-based! Yeah you might see some things that seem to be inspired by TF2, but gameplay-wise it's just a standard two-team shooter. Hell with that description you can say they ripped off Halo's big team battle mode.

Also, the servers have seperate server listings for noobs and bad players (Like me!).

Also being a massive weeb, starting out as a cute schoolgirl with a school uniform and striped pantsu is a big plus for me. All she needs is glasses, a ribbed sweater, thighhighs, and long hair and she'll be set.

Though what annoyed me is that it doesn't use steam credentials like Spiral Knights did. I had to create an account, which would have normally turned me away, but after hearing about this a long ago (when it was called H.A.V.E. Online), I've been anticipating this for a while, so I'll have to deal with it.