DarkTodesengelDragon
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I AM A GAMER!

What is a gamer? A Gamer is an ascended being that is the product of millions of years of fine tuned evolution, leading to a specimen that is neither human nor God. The perfect balance between Man and monster. A Gamer is the apotheosis of evolution.

If you cut me, I bleed G FUEL - but you'll never cut me. My reflexes are too strong, thanks to gaming.

I could hold a live granade in my hand and feel nothing when it explodes thanks to all of my gaming-calluses making my skin harder than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURTLE SHELL.

What is the most used muscle in a Gamers body? The mind! Over ten billion synaptic neuroscooters all firing at the same time every second, kept healthy through the complex carbohydrates of Doritos.

A Gamer's senses are three times as strong as an average human being's. We can SMELL the future. We can TASTE your panties getting wet from miles away. We can FEEL when it's your birthday. (Like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spidey sense)

When we ejaculate our ♥♥♥ contains sixteen gigabytes of RAM. If professor Utonium were to create Gamers instead of the Powerpuff girls, he'd use sugar, spice, and The Elder Scrolls series.

So what exactly is a Gamer? IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYTHING!
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从丫 山卂工下凵
山卄乇𠘨 从丫 山卂工下凵 匚卂从乇 丅口 匚卄尺工丂丅从卂丂 乚卂丂丅 丫乇卂尺, 工丅 山卂丂 尸尺口乃卂乃乚丫 丅卄乇 乃乇丂丅 刀卂丫 口下 从丫 乚工下乇. 工 厶口丅 丅口 工𠘨丅尺口刀凵匚乇 卄乇尺 丅口 丅卄乇 下卂从工乚丫, 山卄口 山乇尺乇 卂乚乚 丂口 乇乂匚工丅乇刀 丅口 从乇乇丅 卄乇尺. 下口尺 丂口从乇 尺乇卂丂口𠘨 丅卄乇丫 刀工刀𠘨'丅 山卂𠘨丅 丅口 卄凵厶 卄乇尺, 工 厶凵乇丂丂 丅卄乇丫'尺乇 丁凵丂丅 丂卄丫乇尺 卂尺口凵𠘨刀 丂丅尺卂𠘨厶乇尺丂 丅卄卂𠘨 工 丅卄口凵厶卄丅. 山乇 丂卂丅 卂尺口凵𠘨刀 丅卄乇 丅卂乃乚乇 卂乚乚 𠘨工厶卄丅 卂𠘨刀 口𠘨工长卂-匚卄卂工-丅乇卂 丅口乚刀 卄乇尺 丂丅口尺工乇丂 卂乃口凵丅 丅卄乇 口尸尸尺乇丂丂工リ乇 刀卂丅工𠘨厶 匚凵乚丅凵尺乇 工𠘨 丁卂尸卂𠘨, 卄口山 卂乚乚 丅卄乇 口丅卄乇尺 从乇𠘨 卄卂刀 丅尺乇卂丅乇刀 卄乇尺 乚工长乇 丅卄乇 下卂从工乚丫 丂乇乂 丅口丫 凵𠘨丅工乚 工 丂卄口山乇刀 凵尸 丅口 尺乇丂尸乇匚丅 卄乇尺.
山乇 乃口丅卄 刀尺卂𠘨长 卂 乃工丅 丅口口 从凵匚卄 乇厶厶𠘨口厶 卂𠘨刀 丂丅卂尺丅乇刀 刀口工𠘨厶 卂 乚工丅丅乚乇 尸刀卂 卂丅 丅卄乇 刀工𠘨𠘨乇尺 丅卂乃乚乇, 山卄工匚卄 凵𠘨刀乇尺丂丅卂𠘨刀卂乃乚丫 厶尺口丂丂乇刀 口凵丅 从丫 丂工丂丅乇尺 (卂𠘨刀 丅卄乇 尺乇丂丅 口下 丅卄乇 下卂从工乚丫) 山卄口 乚乇下丅 凵丂 丅口 乃乇 卂乚口𠘨乇. 口𠘨乇 丅卄工𠘨厶 乚乇刀 丅口 卂𠘨口丅卄乇尺 卂𠘨刀 山乇 从卂刀乇 乚口リ乇 下口尺 30 丂乇匚口𠘨刀丂 口𠘨 丅卄乇 刀工𠘨𠘨乇尺 丅卂乃乚乇, 山卄工匚卄 丅卄卂𠘨长下凵乚乚丫, 山卂丂 リ乇尺丫 丂丅凵尺刀丫 (-o⌒). 卂丅 丂口从乇 尸口工𠘨丅 刀凵尺工𠘨厶 口凵尺 匚凵刀刀乚工𠘨厶 口𠘨 丅卄乇 匚口凵匚卄, 工 尸卂丂丂乇刀 口凵丅, 卂𠘨刀 山卄乇𠘨 工 山口长乇 凵尸, 口𠘨工长卂-匚卄卂工-丅乇卂'丂 工𠘨𠘨卂尺刀丂 山乇尺乇 丂丅尺乇山𠘨 卂乚乚 口リ乇尺 丅卄乇 乚工リ工𠘨厶 尺口口从.
工 丂丅卂尺丅乇刀 丂匚尺乇卂从工𠘨厶 "尺乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇乇 从丫 山卂工下凵 工丂 刀乇卂刀! 工 山工乚乚 卂リ乇𠘨厶乇 丫口凵 口𠘨工长卂", 山卂长工𠘨厶 凵尸 丅卄乇 山卄口乚乇 卄口凵丂乇. 工 尺卂𠘨 工𠘨丅口 乇リ乇尺丫口𠘨乇'丂 尺口口从丂 卂𠘨刀 卂丂长乇刀 丅卄乇从 山卄口 从凵尺刀乇尺乇刀 口𠘨工长卂, 乃凵丅 丅卄乇丫 山乇尺乇 卂乚乚 丅口口 匚口山卂尺刀乚丫 丅口 卂刀从工丅 丅口 卂𠘨丫丅卄工𠘨厶, 丅卄乇尺乇 山卂丂 𠘨口 卄口𠘨口尺 工𠘨 从丫 卄口凵丂乇. 山卄乇𠘨 工 山卂丂 下工𠘨工丂卄乇刀 工𠘨丅乇尺尺口厶卂丅工𠘨厶, 工 山乇𠘨丅 乃卂匚长 刀口山𠘨 丅口 丅卄乇 匚口凵匚卄 丅口 匚尺丫 丂口从乇 从口尺乇, 卂𠘨刀 山卄口 刀工刀 工 丂乇乇 丅卄乇尺乇 乃凵丅 乃乚工𠘨长乇尺, 从凵从从丫'丂 匚卄工卄凵卂卄凵卂. 卄乇 山卂丂 厶𠘨卂山工𠘨厶 口𠘨 口𠘨工长卂'丂 丂乇リ乇尺乇刀 卄乇卂刀 山卄工乚乇 尺卂尸工𠘨厶 卄乇尺 リ工厶口尺口凵丂乚丫. 工 丂卂丅 口𠘨 卄工从, 卄乇 丂匚尺乇卂从乇刀, 卄乇 丫乇乚尸乇刀, 卄乇 乃工丅, 乃凵丅 卄乇 匚口凵乚刀𠘨'丅 卄凵尺丅 从乇 丅卄尺口凵厶卄 从丫 乃凵丅丅'丂 卂尺从口尺 山卄工匚卄 工 卄卂刀 乃凵工乚丅 凵尸 丅卄尺口凵厶卄 从卂𠘨丫 丫乇卂尺丂 口下 卄乇卂乚丅卄丫 丅乇𠘨刀工乇 匚口𠘨丂凵从尸丅工口𠘨. 乇リ乇𠘨丅凵卂乚乚丫, 卄乇 山乇𠘨丅 乚工从尸, 丅卄乇 卄口凵丂乇 山卂丂 㔿凵工乇丅, 卂𠘨刀 口尺刀乇尺 山卂丂 尺乇丂丅口尺乇刀 丅口 丅卄乇 凵𠘨工リ乇尺丂乇. 工 𠘨乇リ乇尺 尺乇尸乚卂匚乇刀 口𠘨工长卂, 乃乇匚卂凵丂乇 丅卄乇尺乇'丂 𠘨口 丂凵乃丂丅工丅凵丅乇 下口尺 丅尺凵乇 乚口リ乇.
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GeronimoDB 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm 
Thots
BEGONE THOTS!

A Arma 3 MilSim unit. We do stuff for fun. We'll host events at-least once every weekend, make sure too join our Arma 3 Unit and Discord server.

The Thot Patrol is a police force dedicated towards capturing and executing thots, online daters, traps, and ♥♥♥♥. The Thot Patrol Unit "Doorkickers" is a elite task force that specializing in kicking down doors. They also do assassinations and stuff but that's not important.
GeronimoDB 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am 
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GeronimoDB 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm 
Hello, Skrillex. I'm a student in Turkey and I'm 13 years old. But I have a problem. And I know only YOU can solve this. Could I use your music: "Bangarang" (I need first 49 seconds of Bangarang) in my homework? My homework is making a commercial about something that I developed. I think the best music for my commercial video is yours: Bangarang. If you accept that, I will be grateful and my video will be pretty good. Thank you.
GeronimoDB 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm 
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE END OF "TWO WEEKS"?! ITS ALWAYS TWO WEEKS THEN TWO MORE WEEKS THEN TWO MORE WEEKS AFTER THAT. I JUST KEEP WAITING AND WAITING TWO MORE WEEKS TO FIND OUT AND NOTHING NEVER HAPPENS