High GC/SL Rocket League player (2s, 3s, SS, Extra Modes) and veteran trader. TCS E-Sport Challenge Season 1 LAN Champion (not to brag).
You can check out my professional gameplay (Live or VOD) on my Twitch.

My cute girlfriend https://steamcommunity.com/id/_Sarak_

Following there's a list of the game's mechanics, here are the ones I have good mastery of:

- Hitbox manipulation for Accuracy, Power and 50/50s
- Powershots
- Deepthroating Balls
- Donkey Kong Dribble
- Fast Aerials
- Sucking ♥♥♥♥
- Ball Carry Dribbling
- Halflip (with Air Roll L / R too)
- Swallowing ♥♥♥
- Wave Dash ( Chained on Ground / Wall)
- Recovery/Fast Movement
- ♥♥♥♥ and Ball torture
- Luigi Reset
- Flicks (Frontflip, Backflip, Sideflip, Tornado, JZR, 45 / 90 / 180 Delayed)
- Incest
- Hook Shots
- Bullying Brown people
- Licking Arseholes
- Speedflip (Left / Right)
- Kickoff: Speedflip, Wave Dash, Neutral, Classic
- Twirling ass hair
- The Superman ceiling shuffle
- Air Roll Left Flight Tornados
- Brandan Turd records naked brother showering for 5 people
- Air Roll Right Flight Tornados
- Half Volleys from walls
- Kiki Reese sexy tits
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- 5 Cabbage Munchers (consistently on air roll left ONLY!)
- Ceiling Shots (Fast and Delayed)
- Professional Mongolian boot miner
- Windows firewall spin air dribble ( from left wall)
- ( Preflip vacations!)
- Stage 3 survivor
- Roof to Air Dribble
- Aerial to Rape town
- Own a Malaysian coconut crab farm
- Aerial Stop
- Aerial ♥♥♥♥ flick
- Rare uncle kidnapper
- Flip Resets (From Air Dribble too)
- Cherry Picks
- Borys got a curry title
- Shots taking off Ball Cam (Ground / Aerial)
- Sonic Flip (I discovered how to Speedflip into Sonic Flip)
- Kiki Reese with the voluptuous back end
- Musty Mechanic in General
- Blue wicked wickety quick drifty spin (exclusively in Wakey Wines) 3x - Step back Abdul tournament winner!
- Official Millionaire (from Prime sales)
- Stall
- Hel Jump (Only on shorter cars)

Currently Learning:

- Fancy Flicks (Musty, Breezi, 180 Tornado Backflip)
- Roll Reset
- Ceiling Shuffle
- How to cradle my balls as well as sit on a 15inch black dildo

PC Specs:

Intel Pentium 4 530 1-Core Processor

ATI Radeon x300 64mb 325 mhz core clock bad motherboard voltage so runs around 150 mhz (Worse than integrated)

40gb HDD Unkown RPM and Cache still looking

128 mbs of 133 mhz DDR RAM

Dell Case

Unknown Motherboard still looking

Windows XP SP-2

Kryotec 2-litre turbocharged diesel engine (Water cooled LED)

Sorry for not knowing all the specs will try to find ASAP!!

Currently reading Diary of a Wimpy kid: Dog Days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz26O9gcNic