FINE! YOU WIN, STEAM!

You've been throwing this game at me for months! I see it under “Recommended For You.” I see it under “Similar to games you play.” You show it to me in the “Recently Updated.” You stick it in to my queue pretty much every time I look there!

And where did you stick it this time?!? You know what you did Steam! You sent it to me in an email saying “An item on your Steam wishlist is on sale!” How did you sneak it on to my wishlist without my knowing, you jerk!!!

So I bought it. Throw your little “I won” party Steam, because you won. And... uh... I actually like this game. It's pretty good. I guess I can't be too mad at you, Steam. Thanks for, you know, suggesting this until I broke down and bought it. I'm getting the grill out tomorrow if you wanted to come over. The wife says hi. Just no “I told you so” and the like. Take your win graciously.

FINE! YOU WIN, STEAM! You've been throwing this game at me for months! I see it under “Recommended For You.” I see it under “Similar to games you play.” You show it to me in the “Recently Updated.” You stick it in to my queue pretty much every time I look there! And where did you stick it this time?!? You know what you did Steam! You sent it to me in an email saying “An item on your Steam wishlist is on sale!” How did you sneak it on to my wishlist without my knowing, you jerk!!! So I bought it. Throw your little “I won” party Steam, because you won. And... uh... I actually like this game. It's pretty good. I guess I can't be too mad at you, Steam. Thanks for, you know, suggesting this until I broke down and bought it. I'm getting the grill out tomorrow if you wanted to come over. The wife says hi. Just no “I told you so” and the like. Take your win graciously.