Jehnna: I suppose nothing hurts you.
Conan: Only pain.


Conan: Who are you?
Subotai: I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian... the great order of Kerlait!
Conan: So what are you doing here?
Subotai: [holds up chains] Dinner for wolves.


Insp. Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Xander: I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.


Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.


Flick: Hey derm I'm Flick. What the ♥♥♥♥ do you want, huh?
Chosen One: What's with the wacky accent, Flick?
Flick: What you talkin' about? You think I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid pirla? Some dumb filio di puttana? You think I'm some kinda clown? Am I here to amuse you, is that it?
Chosen One: Yeah, that's right, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And nothing's going to amuse me more than your death-throes.


Candy: [innocently] You all crazy?


David Mills: What's in the box?


Richter: You have to make a decision, sir.
Vilos Cohaagen: Kill him.
Richter: It's about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.


Hans Gruber: If you'd listened to me, he would be neutralised already.
Karl: I don't want neutral. I want dead.


Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.


John Connor: You just can't go around killing people.
The Terminator: Why?
John Connor: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't.
The Terminator: Why?