Recent reviews by Red Rider

Click get a banana every 3 hours. That's the game. Pointless.

Exploit an entire planet, slaughter local wildlife, destroy whole ecosystems, pave over nature with industrial hellscape, all to earn the option to purchase a golden coffee cup.

While not a story-rich dungeon crawler, it defiantly scratches an itch for a hack-n-slash looter. A good first person rogue-lite. It's only downside is the parkor sections in the 2nd biome. They're not hard, They just don't fit the theme. Plus it slows down the game for no reward or reason. The 1st and 3rd biomes also have parkor sections but you don't notice at first. That's how well integrated they are. Graphics are great, and the retro, 2D, cell-shaded, animated mobs are a nice throw back to '90's FPS's.

Recommend you pick it up. A fun little game.

This Crafting Survival game is better than it has a right to be. The lore and building mechanics are polished and thought out. It needs a few minor tweaks but they are easy to over look. Inspite of the low-polygon, low-resolution textures, the game is gorgeous. It's just hard to describe how good the "feel" of the graphics are. Extremely high value for the $20 I spent to play it. They should charge more. Buy it now.

Great game to play with friends. A crafting/survival game where the world and resources come to your 'base'.

As someone who loves crafting, building, resource gathering, and aggressive enemies, I don't understand why this game sat in my inventory so long. I love 7 Days to Die. I love Empyron Galactic Survival. I loved Minecraft. This game just scratches an itch you never knew you had. So many machines. Huge constructions. Enemies that scale and attack more frequently as you become more and more powerful.

Stable. Immersive. Fun.

You know how almost every pirate game that comes out is compared to Sid Meier's Pirates!? There's a reason. It captures everything modern pop culture loves about pirates.

Get it. Play it. Fall in love playing an old-timey Hollywood pirate.

While the initial 60 seconds of a game is a frantic dash to throw supplies and your family into the bunker, the remaining part of the game is a text adventure. That's right, 95% of this game is you reading text and deciding what to do next. See that notebook featured in the previews of the game? That's what you look at 95% of the time. That's the game.

Good Role Playing Game with a Final Fantasy style combat system. Great game if you enjoy the South Park Show.

That "M" rating. is well earned. This is NOT a game for children or even teenagers. Honestly if you feel your children and/or your mother might walk in on you playing this you should delay playing it 'til it's "safe".

Language, Violence, Sex, Drug use, Scat humor, and Canadians are all used and shown without censorship.

One playthough took me about 25hours. I feel like I could play it again just for the addtional humor the 4th class (spoiler if I told you) might yield.

Long Live the Queen is a RPG on rails, stripped of almost everything but the character sheet. All events are scripted and will play out the same way on each play though. Your "choices" can take you down a slightly different path where skill checks will vary.

The challenge in this game is in documenting the various skill checks that come up as a result of the choice tree. Once you know what skills you need for a certain ending you just need to replay the game to get your skills up to the minimum level to pass the various checks.

The anime style art work didn't help the game, but a least it was consistent. But if you like seeing a cartoon 15 year old girl who is drawn like she's 12, and acts like shes 10, dress up in skimpy outfits, this game might be for you.

TL;DR: RPG with only the character sheet; get your perv on.