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Before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your GF, for example if she had 3 BF before you, then she got 3 ♥♥♥♥♥ in the ♥♥♥♥♥, now lets calculate
The average penis size is around 15cm
If she stayed 6months with each bf
She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like 10x times per week (its an example)
Average ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is 15min
1sec each dickhit
4 weeks in a months so 4x6=24
10♥♥♥♥ per week so its 240♥♥♥♥s
She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during 3600minutes or 216.000seconds, 216.000 dickhits,
Which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 32.4km of ♥♥♥♥♥
Now get ur car
Drive 32.4km
Get it,,,??
Think before licking a ♥♥♥♥♥
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