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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.2 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Oct, 2018 @ 1:13am

Early Access Review
I saw Snarks at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Developer response:
Snarks  [developer] Posted: 25 Mar, 2019 @ 5:38pm
For anyone taking this review serious, please don't. This review was a jest. You can find similar jokes using this sort of format elsewhere on the Internet.
10 Comments
TheWangHermit 26 Mar, 2019 @ 12:36pm 
For anyone that doesn't know, or doesn't want to read a page of people defending Snark, this is just a joke post since it's just a copypasta from Reddit. Nothing to take seriously here. Was funny though but unfortunately only for people that actually recognize it.
Trapmaker 26 Mar, 2019 @ 9:05am 
Then dont buy it dan.
Snarks  [developer] 25 Mar, 2019 @ 5:53pm 
For anyone taking this review seriously, please be aware that is a joke. If you look at the 4th comment posted in this comment section (March 21 @ 10:41 AM), the reviewer specifically admitted that this review was intended as a joke.
Hi It's Dan 23 Mar, 2019 @ 6:33pm 
Downvoted because I think you're trying to make a joke but reality is your jeopardizing his reputation and livelihood. But I'll hold off on buying until you edit your statement or someone can disprove what you said b/c I don't want to support arrogant developers.
WeedWhackerDood 23 Mar, 2019 @ 2:13pm 
On my initial interest in this game, i saw this post. Fortunately, I am a person who takes time to do deeper analysis of reviews, comments, and reputation of SNARKS.

Most people do not do due diligence as i have and I was almost inclined to bypass this game or consideration for me to purchase this game, due to your review/commentary.

While i can see how you THOUGHT this was funny, do you understand that you may have caused other less diligent people to bypass purchasing this game because of your statements?

Words have consequences, explain to SNARKS how you may have helped him lose business.

I do my best to purchase from reputable people/businesses, and you nearly caused this reputable business to lose my money.

THINK BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

I suggest you try to get the post removed or edited, not everyone is as diligent as i am.
Blanklet 21 Mar, 2019 @ 8:02pm 
I don't know if this is a copy pasta or not but if it is it is a shit one, the whole navy seal one is kinda funny but this one is only kinda funny the first time you read it. Makes for a shit copypasta.
Trapmaker 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:41am 
Copy pasted from leddit? Are you guys autistic, I actually know the guy who made this game and has done for years, I did this as an in joke.
Someone64 21 Mar, 2019 @ 9:19am 
As much as I hate copypasta, the entire point of copypasta is to reuse it in different contexts and even modify it to fit if need be. I think this originated as a Jerma985 copypasta meme or something. @Green
Blanklet 21 Mar, 2019 @ 7:54am 
This is literally copy and pasted from reddit just changing the dude.
Blanklet 21 Mar, 2019 @ 7:54am 
Why did you steal this joke?