I sexually Identify as an Copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being posted on to steam walls. People say to me that a person being a Copypasta is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ASCII art, comic sans text and and a link to r/copypasta link on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Chef” and respect my right to be spammed on Youtube, Reddit and 4chan. If you can’t accept me you’re probably posted only once and need to check your page view count. Thank you for being so understanding.

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LAGRASSO, FRIEND