Once long ago on the Isle of the Crystal Bong lived the glorious and honorable Datapotamus. There he ruled over all as the Tru King of Swag and all that resided on the Isle of the Bong loved and respected their leader. No table was empty, no bong went without the dankest of herb, and no tavern ran dry.

It is a hidden land but still lives on deep in the hearts and minds of only the most daring adventurers and chillest of swaglords.