Look at all these comments from others. You and your friend are terrible players and terrible people. You are delusional in thinking you're good, cause you're not

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

cool person except for the friend they queue with who has 15k matches and flames people who are higher rank. no wonder they are stuck in legened!

dota isnt the game for you, consider something else, maybe league of legends

dirtbag so bad
avoid this clown at all costs

Your steam profile leaves a lot to think about.
You are sick
go get treated by a doctor