“I know the Goliath ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”