"One of them happens to be a KF 1 modder that could have actually posted constructive content in this discussion. Unfortunately, what he has become due to his obsession with me and many other people reminds me of what happened to Gollum when he got obsessed with the Ring. He gave up on KF 1 modding to stalk and harass others, so expecting him to post anything other than nonsense is an exercise in futility."

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"Zedek, you didn't answer my question. How's life in that basement that, according to you, is quite nice? I hope you don't skip shower trips to monitor my post history. You're being called a disgusting smelly freak by people you consider your own friends, and that's quite concerning."

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My favorite thing to do is to come home from my day job and see my wife and child (I am a 40 year old father and had a child by mistake), light up a blunt, and start up my 16 year old skating game so I can join a passworded lobby with my "friends" (I only like them because they make cool youtube videos that 5 people watch). I cannot play the mod unless I am stoned or drunk, because it helps my ability to get wicked scores.

I love to show off how amazing and cool I am at this game by doing special tricks and obscure things that only pro members of the community know (by the way I only play on East LA and Manhattan because I'm so pro, no I do not play East LA because it's easy to get points and I am desperate). The first Tony Hawk game I have ever played is Tony Hawk's American Wasteland (on XBox 360). I tried Tony Hawk's Underground because someone told me about it once but I didn't like it because it's too old.

Some day the clan I'm in will die out and I will be forced to create a clan of my own (My clan will have a witty double entendre name because I'm clever) whose only members will be 3 of my closest in-game friends. If I'm lucky, I might gain notoriety in the community by stealing other people's content and reposting it under my own name. I am clueless when it comes to script mods but have no use for them, because I make poorly rigged character models in Blender 2.79 and have to restart the game every time I want to test. (Anyone who creates script mods for THUGPro is a hacker and should be permanently banned from OpenSpy)

My closest friends identify as transgender. I sometimes think about transitioning myself, but am too scared to admit it (although I will not so subtly hint at this by posting pornography of traps and will hastily deny any accusations of being a homosexual when confronted). I will personally tell every player besides me that they have a sad life and need to get a job or cope, even though I suffer from severe depression and may even hire a prostitute if masturbating on a daily basis does not satisfy my sexual urges.