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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 1:26pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 9:08am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:47pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 9:00pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 2:29am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 10:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2016 @ 2:31pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 11:44am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 10:15pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:02pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 10:48am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 11:58am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 12:49pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 12:05pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:41pm

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 1:15am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:48pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 11:45pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 11:24pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 11:15pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 9:08am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 8:33pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2016 @ 6:19pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 11:02pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 5:05am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 4:39pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 3:45pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:36pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 6:31pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:51pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 7:47pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:52pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 9:12pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 9:30pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 8:57pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 6:12pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 11:32pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 10:19pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 9:42pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 9:15pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 10:17pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:28pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm



Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!