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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Abandoned By God

Encounter 100 Chairs
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Your Fate Is Sealed

Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:22pm

I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

End 5 Encounters Badly
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

It's Not You... No Wait, It Is

End 10 Encounters Badly
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Furniture Pervert

Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Please, What Are You Doing

Launch Chairfucker 10 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Fucked A Chair

There's no going back
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Repeat Customer

Launch ChairFucker 5 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:41pm

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Examination

The Chorus bears witness
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Catfished

Discovered the mimic
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Stop Worrying And Love The Chair

The End
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm