Twerking is a spiritual practice in which you release generational trauma from your hips.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!

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Hey sorry, I hate to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your butt properly. It can also be a sign of hemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odor should be bearable although you may want to keep spray in your car. I hope my answer helped you.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are