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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 247.2 hrs on record (212.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:20am
Updated: 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Short:
*dies multiple times in the most unexpected, hilarious, horrible and agonizing ways through bad luck or simply stupid chance*

Long:
*dies because I was standing still*
*dies because I was running in a straight line*
*dies because I thought this street was clear*
*dies because I"m a conscripted volkssturm who aims like ♥♥♥♥ with a crude last-ditch bolt-action rifle*
*dies because I was only given 15 cartridges for my crude volkssturm rifle and I ran out of it*
*dies because my k98 shoots slower than a M1 garand*
*dies because I missed all my M1 garand"s 8 shots and the guy with the k98 bayoneted me*
*dies because I only have a rifle and 1 grenade*
*dies because I didn"t hear the guy sneaking up on me with a bayonet*
*dies because of friendly fire because my team"s uniform looks a lot like the enemy"s uniform*
*dies because of friendly fire because I used an enemy gun I picked up*
*dies because of friendly fire regardless*
*dies because of artillery fire*
*dies because of friendly artillery fire*
*dies because of mortar fire*
*dies because of friendly mortar fire because the guy had to fire his first reference shell*
*dies because I wear US green camo in a snow field*
*dies because I wear US green camo in a snow field and I got shred to pieces by a Flak Vierling.*
*dies because of a mortar shell*
*dies because of sudden mg fire*
*dies because I was reloading*
*dies because I dropped my weapon because I got hit in my hand*
*dies because I didn"t aim through my sights*
*dies because I aimed through my sights*
*dies because I reloaded a nearly empty mag instead of a full mag*
*dies because I aimed like ♥♥♥♥ when out of breath*
*dies because the enemy was firing from a position with cover*
*dies because I ran out of ammo at the same time as the enemy and he managed to bash my head in with a shovel before I could bash his*
*dies because of blind mg fire through a smoke screen*
*dies because of inhaling phosphorous smoke screen*
*dies because of mg fire from a tank and I only carry a rifle*
*dies because I was driving too close to infantry in my tank and they threw a satchel on me*
*dies because I popped out of the turret hatch to take a look*
*dies because my tank was visible from miles away, especially for that well-hidden AT gun.*
*dies because I didn"t see the guy crawling up to my tank in the knee-high grass with an AT grenade*
*dies because I opened the forward hatch to have a better view than just a slit*
*dies because I can"t hipfire a MG42*
*dies because my pistol isn"t effective at all at medium and long range*
*dies because from a HE shell from an anti-tank gun because I drew attention with my mg fire*
*dies because I wondered why nobody of the passengers volunteered to man the MG in the half-track*
*dies because the half-track got hit by an AT gun, set the engine on fire and stalled in the middle of a field*
*dies because I can"t see through knee-high grass when prone*
*dies because I popped out my head from the knee-high grass to take a look*
*dies because I popped out my head from a long wall to take a look*
*dies because of drawing attention despite not being an attention ♥♥♥♥♥*
*dies because someone else was being an attention ♥♥♥♥♥*
*dies because I forgot to pull the handle on my bolt-action rifle*
*dies because I forgot I only had 1 cartridge left in the magazine*
*dies because I was reloading the Nagant 1895 revolver*
*dies because I didn"t lead my shot*
*dies because I didn"t attach my bayonet and the enemy did*
*dies because I gave away my position to a whole enemy squad*
*dies because of a stray bullet*
*dies because of a stray shell*
*dies because a friendly died who then dropped a live grenade*
*dies because I was obstructed by barbed wire*
*dies because the bundle of explosives I threw was still too close*
*dies because loading the panzerschreck takes ages*
*dies because of the rear blast from a friendly firing a panzershreck*
*dies because I cooked the grenade for too long*
*dies because I reloaded after every couple of shots so that I"m left with all my mags being half empty*
*dies because I was hitching a ride on a friendly tank for everyone to see*
*dies because I tried to pick up a better gun*
*dies because I tried to rush a tank with a satchel charge*
*dies because I was shot out of the sky by MG fire while parachuting down*
*dies because.... I don"t know where the hell that fire came from.*
*miraculously survives because I fell down after being hit in the leg, but then dies through enemy fire regardless*
*dies because I still don"t know where the hell that fire came from*
*lives because the enemy ran dry on his gun and I stopped firing and waved. He waved back and each of us proceeded our own way*


Expect a K/D ration of 0.7 - 1.0
Just like how it would have been in real life World War II.
It makes a kill very satisfying because it takes a lot of effort. Especially if you see the poor bugger crawling for his life.
Death in most other shooters feels like disappointing yourself or being angry with the enemy. But in DH, death is like: "Yeah I had that coming, just another bloke bit the dust and this time it was me instead of the other guy. War is hell indeed".

PS This game also made me realize to never ever join the army lol
World peace ftw!
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