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-You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused
-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies
You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!? IT’S ALL OVER"
You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when the power goes out