Please note that majority of these quotes are taken out of context. Nobody here is racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, or whatever. (I think?)


Nathan: "The undeniable fact is that he is Filipino!" *followed by everyone agreeing*
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Jari: "There"s no way he knows, right?"
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Ethan: You know what"s stupid? Cops in general, otherwise, there would be no riots"
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Jomarie: "Bro, I haven"t talked to a girl in like... months."
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Michael: "Stop bumping me!"
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Adam: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ N****R BRO."
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Michael: "Actually I gotta grind school and get a good grade!"
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Jari: "Okay, so I was doing really sh*t with the vandal. Then I pulled out the operator fham."
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Jomarie: "You see this guys? This is what you call an alpha male. *fails to crush can*"
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Tristan: "Bro, if you vote me. I will make sure to end your life in the next-"
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Jomarie: "I"m not a jew, nononononnooNONO"
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Ryan: "It"s been a while since we"ve seen the monster, it"s only a matter of time."
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Jari: "Okay guys, can I armpit fart?"
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Michael: "No, no no no no no. I didn-, I didn"t even know it was possible to have this low SR."
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Bradley 2: "Uh, that"s how you do it. Guys, I don"t know how to play the game. (explodes)"
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Ryan: "I"m gonna wreck their balls."
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Jari: "Let"s play as Raper"
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Jari: "Alright, I got yo sack."
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Tristan: "ok"
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Jari: *insert the reasoning of Rhythm bot"s ban from the chemistry server here*
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Adam: "Now r*pe her."
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Michael: "WORK PERIOOOOOOOOOOOD"
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Jari: "Oh yeah, Victor threw up again during the workout."
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Michael: "But I"m faker."
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Michael: "Watch this 9."
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Michael: "Nah, Goku stomps Jesus."
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Tristan: "You are like the Jewish back in the bible."
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Jari: "Don"t worry, I feel like I"m going to know all about the chemistry test."
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Jari: "F*cking Yummi bro. *pants* LET ME R*PE HER BRO"
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Michael: "Why is your car moaning?"
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Nathan: "Does anybody have a Samsung charger?"
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Jari: "G2 tip right here. If there"s still numbers on the countdown, then you can make it past the yellow light."
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Bradley 2: "I ate 3 gummies and I slept for a good... 16 hours."
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Adam: "Have you SEEN the suspects?"
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Jari: "Nah, Qiao Ling is just a W girl."
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Ryan: "They should give Sigma headshot damage."
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Michael: "They should allow Genji to shoot when he"s deflecting."
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Victor: "Don"t you have all those "waifus" and stuff?
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Ethan: "The way her ass was jiggling when she was bouncing up and down the couch"
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Jomarie: "Don"t you DARE underestimate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power."
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Jomarie: "Guys there"s a red thing over here."
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Jomarie: "I DO HAVE A SMALL ♥♥♥♥. I DO. I STAND BY IT."
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Ethan: "I"m not racist guys."
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Jari: "I mean, that shii jus fire yo."
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Jari: "I would"ve done it if I had known this was happening before."
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[ytho]: i love ♥♥♥♥
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Jari: "おれはストライカー！"
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Jari: "Bro said close the door."
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Jomarie: "Why didn"t you start mogging?"
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Jomarie: "THIS GAME IS STUPID."
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Jari: "Do you know Coldplay?"
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Adam: "The MILLISECOND, I look away. He"s there. He"s there... To rape my ass."
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Tristan: "Nah, rape is S tier."
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Jomarie: "They"re abominations."
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Bradley 2: "yo this kissing guys thing isnt that bad"
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Ethan: "It"s the FEIN ball!"
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Jari: "Wait, THIS guy needs a job?"
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Victor: "You guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fried."
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Michael: "We"re starving!"
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