>be 10yo me
>have an obsession with eagles
>bookshelf filled with eagle ♥♥♥♥
>go to zoo
>be a regular
>sit there like a tard staring at eagles
>handler knows me
>asks if I want to get up close
>get a bald eagle to land on her hand
>majestic as ♥♥♥♥
>this one has an infection on his wing
>we hear police sirens
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWAT team comes out
>slams into me
>eagle pathetically attempts to fly away
>gets up in the air
>they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it out with a sniper
>sobbing at this point
>ask them why they did it
>"it was a sick eagle"
>"so?"
>"That's prohibited by the law:
>"Why?"
>"Because they are illeagle"