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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:28am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:56am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 1:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 1:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 2:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:24am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:08am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 1:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 3:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 1:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:39am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 4:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 1:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 4:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:16am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:28am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:16pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:43am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:01am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:12pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:00pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:08pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:41am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:49am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:41am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 7:55am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:35am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:23am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:35am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:26am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:08am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:17am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:42am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:36am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May @ 10:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:28pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 12:49am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 4:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:16pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 4:55am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:49am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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