Craig
Craig   Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥
c 14 Apr @ 4:27pm 
-rep Forgot about his duties to fulfil as a true Helldiver. Traitor label confirmed, shoot on sight.
BrittanyStorm 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10pm 
Craig is a little ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ I love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating him up in CS and Connect 4. Dude doesn't even know how to shoot literally has a inside out vagina for a peen. He smells like a neckbeards unwashed ass, his underwear always has a brown streak that turns black after a couple weeks of not being washed or removed. His toesies are yellow like the sun and his phat belly button hole has big fur in it that smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes when he's too lazy to get up from playing League he eats his cheese dough out his belly hole. Also he has pee bottles around his PC and sometimes mistakes them as a drink and drinks his own pee. I love stealing his money because hes a simp. A really good oiler would recommend 10/10 to the other egirls out there take his stack. Hates tea, the royal family and has straight teeth. Should be banned from the UK. Jk he would ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of Prince Charles and cuddle his crusty ball sac xx
again best oiler out there 10/10 thanks. - BrittanyStorm
TvE 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm 
the 2 nd and 3rd comment made me laugh so hard well done tarull nd mickey ffs xD
Harford 15 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05am 
bro thinks he's the main character 💀
Taruli 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm 
played with this guy randomly in Rocket League duos.. we played well together so decided to team up, fast forward 2 months of playing and grinding the rankings, we decided to meet up IRL.. i was excited to meet someone i built up a friendship with but straight after meeting he pinned me up against the wall and kissed my neck.. we haven't seen or played together since
Mickeyc^ 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:24am 
-REP
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.