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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2018 @ 7:23am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:04am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2018 @ 4:36am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 1:56pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 10:10am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2019 @ 11:09am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2019 @ 9:20am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 7:18am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 May, 2019 @ 1:56pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2019 @ 12:34pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:20pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2018 @ 7:20am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2018 @ 10:57am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 9:25am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 9:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 10:44am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 8:40am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2018 @ 3:50am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 9:40am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 2:26pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 12:58pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 2:35pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 9:19am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 9:51am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 11:28am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?