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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:05pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:24am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 4:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 3:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:09am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:04am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:44am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:36am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:26am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 5:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:53am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:54am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:33am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:59am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:27am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:45am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 4:53pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 5:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:45am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 5:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:25am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 9:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:14am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:52am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 5:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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