дядя шнюк's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:47pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:00pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 11:09pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:03pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 11:24pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:48am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:20am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:23am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 7:58am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:37pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:25pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:27pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:12pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:21pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:28pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:07pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:08am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:35pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30