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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
150.1 hrs on record (85.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 30 November, 2024.
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5.6 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about archivements, 1 playtrough is enough
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short, 5 hours to complete
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 11 November, 2024.
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104.8 hrs on record (85.5 hrs at review time)
Alles in dieser Welt ist wie ein Schritt in ein Gemälde. Elden Ring ist das "Magnum Opus" von Miyazaki, ein wahres Meisterwerk der heutigen Videospiele. Wir leben in der selben Zeit wie diese tollen Künstler die ihren großen Moment haben und dafür könne wir wirklich dankbar sein!

Ich würde sagen 10/10 und denke das ich Elden Ring damit nicht mal gerecht werde.

(Das hier hat mich bewegt: https://x.com/ohnepixel/status/1803566127785607314?s=46&t=DvO9t2OTBj7o6oV9Z2s6rw)
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
1,423.0 hrs on record (1,393.8 hrs at review time)
Made us wait almost a year for a big announcement without roadmap for 2024, tons of buggs, broken combat and no endgame to just drop a 2minute trailer that announces console release. No communication with the playerbase (down to 5k) and now relaunching as New World: Aeternum to hide the tracks
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
beautiful game
beautiful music
really great story
10/10 short beautiful adventure with a good ending
Posted 7 February, 2024.
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13.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Muck
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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80.0 hrs on record (59.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful (Not 2023 Cyberpunk 4k Ultra but enough for this game and shows that graphics are not important, if the base game is awesome!)
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level (You get all guns via level, and attachments kills for kills on the weapon, prestige)
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price (every penny)
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
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☐ 9
☑ 10
Posted 1 December, 2023. Last edited 1 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
1:1 Call of Duty Copy, Runden dauern ca. 2 Minuten da sich eher an Mobile Game gehalten wird. Game ist Free aber sonst kostet alles, Zombie Modus mit Freunden hat Spaß gemacht (die 2 Minuten die es geht), aber man wird mit 6 Bots in einen Raum gehauen.. Game ist nach 7 Monaten bei 1500 Spielern
Posted 29 November, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long (for the price)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
16.9 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great dev-team thats really tries their best. moderators are very active and even come to streams to help with questions and problems. this game hasnt invested that much in advertisement and is still flying "under the radar" but has a lot of potential. if you just try out the game without any preconceptions and let yourself get a clear view over the game this game is really fun to jump into with a group of friends! you can play the classic TDM mode, "Escort" with the payload known from Overwatch and you can even play PVE with 2 friends and try to complete 4 objectives against monsters to level your class and weapon that you can use in PVP!
Posted 9 September, 2022.
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