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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:04am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:00pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:20pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:02pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:49pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:24pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:11pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:30pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:21pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:53am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:34pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:18pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:58pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:03pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 9:07pm



On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.